Aussie! Oi!~

caller: pleeese let me noy when the drivah is comming.

me: I will ensure that the dispatcher gives you a callbak within the hour.
caller: where abouts arr yew? Are yew from Manilla?

me: noy sir. *sighs* we're station abrodd in Malaysia *sighs*

caller: ahh. not to worryh, yew doo have a little bit of the Ostralian accent dont yew.. *laughs*

dude. give me some credit here for trying will ya?

youtube's a good place to start. they've got everything and everything.